There's a Dinosaur on the 13th Floor

Mr Snore checks into a hotel room, only to discover that the room is already occupied- by a mouse! So the porter moves Mr Snore up a floor to a new room. Alas, that rooms seems to be occupied by a fuzzy critter, too. Up thirteen floors, one floor at a time, Mr Snore gets moved and moved again until the porter has run out of options for his guest. Why? Because there is absolutely no way anyone should ever go to the top floor... 3+ "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" meets "Grand Budapest Hotel".